Be completely humble and gentle… (Eph. 4:2)

Completely is a lot.

You know what I mean?

I mean, I can be humble…really humble…way more humble than you. I can comfortably say that I am probably the humblest man you’re ever gonna meet…but even I can’t get to “complete.”

And I can be almost as gentle as I am humble, except for when people bug me because then I get a little riled up but that’s not really my fault because hey people are stinkin’ obnoxious sometimes and I can’t be expected to just sit there and take it can I of course not because they’re jerks and they fully deserve the back of my righteous wrath, baby.

Sigh…I need Jesus.

Happy Wednesday, Beloved.