I really shouldn’t be left alone. Cathy and the kids are at a homeschool convention this weekend. I had an unmissable appointment yesterday, so I was unable to go with them. That means I’m home. All by myself. … Continue reading
Category Archives: A Life Worthy
Seriously. I was in the market yesterday, and I noticed a display of flip-flops. For those of you who don’t know, “Flip-Flops” is the technical term for inexpensive, backless sandals, usually made of rubber. There are a variety of names … Continue reading
Take one small, inbred country town. Add a psychotic, delusional orphan girl. Throw in a splash of raspberry cordial. Mix thoroughly. What do you get? That’s been my question. … Continue reading
I’m Zorro, only with a Sharpie. The first time was at Home Depot. I stood in line, waiting to make a return, when I was assaulted. The sign said something like, “Bring you’re return’s to the front counter.” I tried … Continue reading
When is it good to say good enough is good enough? Last time, I was talking about the astounding level of mediocrity that I find in my classroom. I’m not just talking about the things they don’t know—like my World … Continue reading
For the record…30% is not usually good. In baseball, batting .300 is only so-so. In basketball, hitting 3 out of 10 free throws is not impressive. In a classroom, 30% is an F. Large-scale F. Like, If the grades went … Continue reading
Oh, Yeah, life goes on Long after the thrill of living is gone… A singularly depressing and unwholesome song, yet possessing a kernel of truth. I’ve rambled on before about how theater is kind of a metaphor for life. I … Continue reading
The hair is red. The gables are green. The clothing is Late 19th Century-Eastern-Canadian-hick. Hey kids—let’s put on a show! … Continue reading
*Note: My family still hasn’t decided what we will do regarding our dietary dilemma. For those of you who are wondering feverishly what we will eat, I must say that I’m flattered…and vaguely disturbed. Rest assured; it will be the … Continue reading
Wheat, Oh Wheat You’re so much more than just a treat. You are the core of all I eat. I wrap bread ‘round a piece of meat, Or bake a chocolate cake—so sweet. You make my dining life complete, Oh … Continue reading