This place is a dump.
No, really.
I remember my first real date with Cathy. It was the perfect evening. We had dinner together at an exotic restaurant, then went for a romantic walk down a secluded woodland path. We strolled along together, just the two of us, getting used to the feeling of her hand in mine and matching the length of our strides to each other’s. We walked quietly, enjoying the excitement of love a’blossoming, drinking in the sounds of birds singing and the smell of—
Wait a minute.
What is that smell? (more…)







